On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

Honey, fuck me, because you only have Atomic Heart

Can I fuck you by the window? Don't be shy, let the neighbors watch

I warned her that she couldn't drink, otherwise she'd give it — well, what can you do...

I thought he was my friend, but it turns out he likes to fuck chubby girls

How do you thank a guy? What a question — sit on your dick, of course